Rations for various RPG Races

kramergate:

pajamaslam:

arachnescurse:

artemis-entreri:

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Universal:

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Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.

Discussion thread here.


Dwarf:

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Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.

Discussion thread here.


Elf:

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Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.

Discussion thread here.


Halfling:

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From upper left: “Honeytack” Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade “travel cake” muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.

Discussion thread here.


Half-Orc:

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Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread “black strap”, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts.

Discussion thread here.


Orc:

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Orcs aren’t known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcs….nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].

More images here. Discussion thread here.


Gnome:

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Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).

More images here. Discussion thread here.


Lizardfolk:

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Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!

More images here. Discussion thread here.


Drow:

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From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).

More images here. Discussion thread here.

Drow will also eat A Fucking Rock if it’s goth enough

#this rules to such a ridiculous degree im aghast

you know what im gonna reblog this to my main as well as my aesthetic blog because this post kicked my ass

ijensenackles:

And everyone deserves one of these shirts.

lolawashere:

High-Rise and some magnificent alternative posters created by Laurent Luffroy.

70sscifiart:
“ HR Giger’s facehugger concept art
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70sscifiart:

HR Giger’s facehugger concept art

marvellingoverlife:

Your Truth Was My Illusion ..

thebeatlebird:

When your song comes on

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smaugchiefestofcalamities:
“ tickle-me-dalek:
“ “  “  “  “  “  “  “  #great #throw together two men who know nothing of personal space #where’s castiel #might as well make it a party
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A PARTY IT IS, THEN
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#I want to put Dean in the middle of this...

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

tickle-me-dalek:

patychan

Viva la vida loki

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If there is a day this isn’t on my blog, you can assume I’m dead.

lestradegraves:

i’m cRYING

deducecanoe:

ITS A DOCUMENTARY

gallifreyanecclair:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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I worry for anyone who says Game of Thrones 

It got better.

liamdunibar:

He was quite a big guy and he did take it, yeah. I thought I was gonna get punched!

alicesabernathy:

peace was never an option

Why Constantine is a Great Show You All Should Watch

ec-dean13:

• The title character, John Constantine, is canonly bisexual

• He’s also suicidal and suffering from PTSD and starts out the show in a mental institution (which he checked himself into). It isn’t glorified in any way, and is shown to effect him throughout the episodes.

• Matt Ryan, the man who plays him? He loves the character and tried his best to stay true to him

• Not one, but TWO reoccurring black characters:

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This guy, Papa Midnite. His TVTropes description is “Voodoo king and John’s nemesis, Papa Midnite is a supernatural crime lord working with soul brokers for some unknown reason.” He’s actually portrayed pretty sympathetically; in his second appearance he’s genuinely trying to reconnect people with their dead loved ones, and is concerned for them when things go too far. He also seems to actually care for his sister (who’s trapped in hell)

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This is Manny. TVTropes: “An angel sent to watch over John to warn him of the dark forces that are starting to rise on Earth.” He is also done with John’s shit. Also, fits the Angels Are Bastards trope, as he’s actually controlling a major evil force. He’s very intelligent, very snarky, and I actually lowkey love his Character and I’m so sad the show was cancelled before we got to see the end of his story arc.

• Oh, and we mustn’t forget Zed! Our leading lady here is portrayed as very competent and having a number of skills and interests, and she also has a pretty multifaceted character who can save herself which is fuckin awesome. And? She’s a psychic, and she’s Latina, and she actually speaks Spanish pretty regularly on the show.

• Chas. Chas is my 6'6.5" tall son and he can resurrect himself. Him dying isn’t an issue. He’s a literal sweetheart and he has a wife and daughter who he loves and tries his best to protect and I love this man, please protect him.

• Badass monsters

• Much more faithful than the movie

• I love it so much

bright-witch:

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